Superhero Leaflets. Yes, Leaflets...

And here I thought we were beyond such environmentally unfriendly practices.

Dear Reader,

Well, the Unstoppable Dr. Stan is at it again, being all nuisance like with his super hero antics. He recently stopped some robbers from breaking into the mayor’s house, stopped a murder, and helped a little old lady across the street. But you know what Dear Reader? None of those blew your Author’s mind as much as our hero’s latest action. He handed out leaflets (yes, I said leaflets) detailing a list of, well, some rather random things.

While we don’t have time to go into all of them, here are a few that you might find interesting.

· Determine if classes should be taken over the summer or not (is the Unstoppable Dr. Stan in school? Do they even have school for superheroes? What kind of a world are we living in?? It’s almost like it’s fictional)

· Get through start (I…. Dear reader, I am so very confused. The start of what? A race? Dr. Stan is Unstoppable, I don’t think a race would be an issue for him)

· Get to know my new EC’s (You know what Dear Reader, I’m just giving up on figuring what this new lingo is, it’s got to be some of that new-fangled speech the kids are using these days)

· Complete the training on the TEACH Grant (Your Author here went above and beyond and Googled this one. Apparently, it’s some sort of grant for higher ed students who want to become teachers. Cool)

· Get caught up in Unstoppable (Again, Dear Reader, we come to a point where I can only shake my head in confusion. Dr. Stan IS Unstoppable, how can he catch himself up to himself? Ah, the mysteries of that superhero life)

· Be better every day than I was the day before (Ok…. How poetic of Dr. Stan…. And cliché)

· Clean my desk (That is oddly specific)

· Finish my current audiobook so that I can continue the series I am supposed to be reading with my friend (Dr. Stan listen’s to audiobooks huh, I wonder if he’s heard of Audible)

· Determine where I am going to live for the next year, then either start looking for the new place or sign a new lease for my current apartment (Dear Reader, I was so convinced our local hero would have, you know, a superhero layer. It’s somewhat disappointing to know he has to rent an apartment. But I guess not everyone can be Bruce Wayne)

And now we go onto the guessing game Dear Reader, is this a list of plans? Of previous adventures? Or is it a premonition of what is to come? This Author has done some extensive research (and by that I mean I read the list twice) and I’m pretty sure that it is simply a list of goals. Admittedly, not the best list of goals every, but what are you going to do, I’m sure the Unstoppable Dr. Stan is a busy guy.

This now begs the question, why is he writing down his goals? It also begs the question, why in the world is he putting them in a leaflet and giving that out? Don’t worry Dear Reader, your Author will continue until he is at the bottom of this.

Sincerely,

The Author